| It's a Pirates Life For Me |
01/29/2009 |
It's been a good month for the Crew. The month of January gave us plenty o' pillaging and looting opportunities without any complaints. The winter months here are easy pickins and the weather is still better than just about everywhere else.
We Pirates decided to invade an Elderhostel Crew as they are an easy bunch, ripe for the pickin'. They were hanging out at the Amelia Island Museum gettin' ready to partake of the bounty of our island . Our Swabbie Takara infiltrated their ranks and lifted the key. She snuck us in under cover of darkness and guided us right to their location where we took them by surprise. The Captain was pleased and she shanghaied herself a new cabin boy.
After the raid we went directly to Wicked Davey's Fancy Saloon to spend our booty where one of our own was busy hoisting a few pints in honor of his birthday. The crowd was a fierce one, full o' pirates, cutthroats and renegades. Good times! Good times! Full o' friends, fun and plenty o' grog.
We returned to the ship and plotted out our next big raid. Since our supplies were fully stocked and the ship could hold no more, Wicked Wanda demanded we go out for blood. You have to watch that Wanda, she has made a career out of blood spillin' and she can get the Crew to join her in a heartbeat.
Wicked Wanda drew up the plan. One by one we joined her, ready for the bloodiest raid ever. She took over two large land ships owned by the Crew of the Blood Alliance and with their help, nothing could stop us now. We were out for blood and we took it. Sixty seven pints were taken that day and Wicked Wanda couldn't have been more pleased.
The Captain was so pleased with our work that she gave us some time off. Not much, but we'll take it. We need to rest up before the Shrimp Festival (always the first weekend in May) when all hell breaks loose among our ranks. Big Red is already planning the invasion by collectin' our best sword slingers and pistoliers. Scarlet the Harlot went and got herself cut by some fancy pants doctor but her wound is finally healing and I hear told that she will be back in action again, collectin' the best merchandise to be found on the seven seas. Scarlot will be offerin' this booty for sale (at reasonable prices) during the Festival.
Meanwhile, the rest o' us will be keepin' busy with our regular jobs until someone gets an urge to pillage and loot again.
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